the health care blues

　　a man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. he awakenedfrom the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a catholic hospital. as he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. she asked if he had health insurance.

　　he replied, in a raspy voice, "no health insurance."

　　the nun asked if he had money in the bank.

　　he replied, "no money in the bank."

　　the nun asked, "do you he a relative who could help you?" he said, "i only he a spinster sister, who is a nun."

　　the nun became agitated and announced loudly, "nuns are not spinsters! nuns are married to god."

　　the patient replied, "well, in that case...send the bill to my brother-in-law!"

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